A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android

It is the year 27777777777. The world is dominated by shady corporations and greedy cattos, but everything changes when one toasty boi appears...


  • 60+ hours of content (if you leave the game running in the background while you do something else)
  • Expansive Open World (explorable only through text)
  • No microtransactions (we're not that greedy!)
  • Celebrity voice casting (by the time the actual year the story takes place in comes around)
  • And so much more!!!

Prior knowledge of No More Future is helpful to understanding some of the jokes. The save files are separate from the main game, so just download the game and play it and don't think too much about it. Totally canon btw, I swear.

PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, Android
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars

Install instructions

Gently place inside a toaster and bake for twenty minutes. Serve fresh, never frozen.


YLP-1.0-pc.zip 226 MB
YLP-1.0-mac.zip 191 MB
YLP-1.0-android.apk 211 MB


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This game is good


Now this is the kind of quality content worthy of being played at three in the morning

once i burn through no more future imma see what this is about

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this is stupid and i love it i just luah at the first part of the game


is that a toaster?

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Should've been YassLessPast  smh /j. Btw I am the one of the three Arthur fans #Arthurisn'tabusiveandIcandfixhimandmakehimbetter


yaaaaaaaaas queen




absolutely amazing

11/10 the toaster set my house on fire


This is... Art


... 10/10 - phalanxx


Nemurin in maid dress 11/10

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the acronym for the game ylp is pronounced UH-LU-P its a silent y. also it would be cool if in the conversation part of the GUI the names changed every time, so when it is drawn the names are randomly selected from lists of names that are remotely similar.




I was disappointed that this wasn't just a virus.


the ultimate april fools prank


Time for the real future! Assume your T-Pose!


Instructions unclear, after pulling my phone out of the toaster it still won't run the game.


Sex DLc when


This game gets 27777777777 pancakes out of 5215692 random junk